How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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Why would the Queen let Netflix use her likeness in "The Crown"?

She probably gets royalties

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Who do you call to clean up foul language?

A cuss-todian!

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What do you call someone who hates browsing the web with Google?

A Chromophobe.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

Facility Jokes More Facility Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.