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How does Google clean their facilities?

They use Google Mops.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

Why do tampons have strings?

So you can floss your teeth with them after you've used them.

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When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch?

D

Why does Juan walk around the school like he owns the place?

Because his dad built it and his mom cleans it

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What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

What do women and Google have in common?

They never let you finish first. (#s)

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How many IT guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, that's a Facilities problem.

What do you call the facility where they make lower quality, but still acceptable, goods?

The satisfactory.