He used an eyepatch
She uses all-porpoise cleaner!
Using a Luigi board!
He joins AARP
A buccaneer!
The digestive system is a system which starts with one hole and ends with one hole
He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
When he's got ants in his pants!
Like a glove.
Use tomato paste.
She buys a new car.
Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.