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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

What do you call a pirate who solves mysteries?

A pirate aye!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Whats the distance between hole one and hole two?

She answered "About an inch".

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch