How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do all Pirates wear eye patches?

Chuck Norris.

How much does a pirate pay for an ear piercing?

A buck an ear

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What has two holes and smells a lot?

Your nose

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why do golfers wear 2 pairs of pants?

Incase he gets a hole in one

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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How many Mexicans does it take to fix a light bulb?

Twenty-Juan

How did the vegetable farmer fix his flat tire on his truck?

With asparagus...

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.