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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How do u make a Pirate angry?

Take the P out of him.

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's black and full of holes?

Michael Brown

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the sharpest thing in the word?

A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.

What did the snowman do when he saw a snow blower go by?

Pull down his pants.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no limbs?

Names.