How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

Why do virgins never stand still?

They are used to being chaste.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

What does a Pirate prefer to wear?

Doublet or nothing.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do you call a speech so scary it makes you crap your pants?

A dire rhetoric.

When is an aardvark jumpy?

When he's got ants in his pants!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb?

1/3

How did Pedro fix his car?

With Espana.

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.