How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

What do pirates and pimps have in common?

They both say "YO HO!" and walk with a limp!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How do you know when the hole you're digging is big enough?

When the (w)hole job's done.

Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?

Names!

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.