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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese can be used to build a structure?

Cottage cheese.

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

Why couldn't the pirate use the bubblegum vending machine?

Because there is no quarter for the wicked.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Why do men like golf so much?

It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

When does a Smurf pull his pants down?

Once in a blue moon.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do we fix boxing?

We can't. It's already fixed.

Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Eyepatch Jokes More Eyepatch Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch