How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

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What console does god use?

Praystation

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off

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How do pirates know that they exist?

They think, therefore they arrrr

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

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What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Why would you wear two pairs of pants while golfing?

You might get a hole in one.

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Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch?

Names.

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch