How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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How does a religious extremist convert an atheist into a holy man?

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

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What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn?

Beep repaired...

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.