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How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic?

Because Americans use imperial unit system.

What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.