How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

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How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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How do you fix a broken pizza?

With tomato paste.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.