Use tomato paste.
She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.
You've seen spiders before. Boy: Yes but this one is three feet wide and using all the hot water!
They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.
Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.
With tomato paste.