How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

How did the farmer figure out how much milk he had?

He used cowculus!

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What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.