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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?

He wanted sweet and sour pork!

How did the farmer deal with the stubborn sheep's wool?

With shear willpower

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What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

What do you call a cow thats had a hysterectomy?

Decaffeinated.