How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why did the farmer feed his cows money?

He wanted rich milk.

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What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.