How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why does the corn get mad at the farmer?

Because he is always pulling on his ears.

When is a farmer like a magician?

When he turns his cow to pasture.

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What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

Why do cows have bells?

Because there horns don't work