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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay

Why did the spotted pigs run away?

They thought the traveling salesman told the farmer to put his name on the dotted swine.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation