How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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Why are farmers so afraid of aliens?

Tractor beams.

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

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What do you call a cow if he enjoys burgers?

A cannibull

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.