How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

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How did the farmer move his cows?

In a mooving van!

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

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Why are cows always broke?

The farmers milk them dry.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.