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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the French feminine definite article"

Where in New York City do lesbians most like to live?

Manhatin'

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Where did the cow go?

It mooved.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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How do trains from different countries understand each other?

With a trainslator

Why can trains go for longer than cars?

Because cars get tyred but trains do not, with the exception of Rubber-tyred metro systems.

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What did the snail say when he rode a turtle?

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.