Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What do you call it when a cow goes on holiday?

A vaccation

Why did your sister feed money to her cow?

Because she wanted to get rich milk.

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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?

When it's on the train.

What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.

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What do methheads and Mormons have in common?

They both ride bikes and go on missions.

Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired