Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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What job do you never stop training for?

Conductor

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.