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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

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How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

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What's the worst part about being a railroad conductor?

The training.

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

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Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits