Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

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Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator?

He liked cold cash.

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

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What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

What does a cow do after a break up?

Mooves on.

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What do you call a train that has a tobacco addiction?

A chew-chew train.

What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

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Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!