Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Whats the difference between Love and Herpes?

Your mother didn't give you love.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What was Captain Picard's favorite kind of train?

N-Gauge.

What do you call a Pokémon that's part train?

A Pikachoochoo.