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Why don't you take a train?

Monster: I did once but my mother made me give it back.

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What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

When is a train being polite at dinner time?

When it choo's quietly.

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"