What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

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What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

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Gomer's Pile