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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

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Why do donut shops not hire security?

Because Cops go there willingly. Free security and protection.

Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Why is an apple a Dalek's favourite fruit?

Because it keeps the Doctor away!

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

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What did the Iraqi refugee say when he crossed the border?

Iran!

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

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Why didn't they just call "Ant-Man" Uncle?

Credit to Steve Higgins from The Tonight Show.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking need a wife?

Because he has his own shoulder to cry on. Edit: all credit goes to /u/Earleebird who posted it in a comment in /r/oldschoolcool