Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why was the sapling such a horrible entrepreneur?

Because he couldn't branch out.

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.