Because they stick
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.
Because the trees break wind.
Trees!
The one with the most branches!
Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.
If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.
Because it is sticky.
