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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What branch of the military are horses in?

The NaaaaayyyVY

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

What did Patrick Stewart say when he was given a tortoise for his birthday?

Please, take it back. I don't like getting attached to animals. Especially when they only live 100 years.

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.