Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

What's the difference between a 6 year old and a 16 year old?

Which hole they stick their finger in when no-one's looking.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What tree gives the best high-fives?

A PALM tree!

How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

What branch of government actually listens to the people?

Why did the monkey trip over the branch?

Because the Chimp-Can't -See

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached