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Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why do they attach chains to their pens?

If I am trusting you with my money, you should trust me with your pens.

Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.