Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What did the dog say to the tree?

Bark

Branch Jokes More Branch Jokes

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch

Attach Jokes More Attach Jokes

Why is the stick attached to the roof?

Because it is sticky.

What do you call a relationship that never works out between guitarists?

No strings attached