What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did Russia close all of its airports?

The planes were stalin.

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why are fish cleverer than humans?

Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet?

They never want to log off.