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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.