What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

Why did the investment banker leave her husband?

She was losing interest.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

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Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

How do you get a free flight at an airport?

Take the stairs.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.