What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangaroot?

One's a marsupial, the other's a Geordie stuck in a lift

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

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What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)