What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have?

Three... The one on the left The one on the right And of course, the Final Front Ear

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)