What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

How do you find Will Smith in the winter?

You search for Fresh Prints.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why didn't the man report his credit card stolen?

Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss