Blizzards.
Farm gold in China.
Cold.
They're snowed-en!
Edward Snowed-in
Snowd-en
You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last
Looks like we're snowed in.
I'm Snowden!
Because they were Snowden.
Look for fresh prince
We're Snowden!
Edward Snowed In
SCV.
Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)
So they don't whistle on the way down.
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
You feed the kids, I'll feed the fishes.
Ereptile Dysfunction
A Navigator
I'd tap that.
He was Snowden.
A whistle blower
He was snowden
Some nights, I don't know.
They'll tell you
He thought, while shining a beam of pure information directly into his eyes from eight inches away.
They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.
One of them is organized.
CryptoN Only few will get this
