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Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

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Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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What do you call a reptile biting its own tail?

An alligatorus

What do you call a reptile that can't grow its tail back?

A Reptile Dysfunction.

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What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?

He gives it a valenshine!

What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house?

It was repossessed!

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What do you get when you stick your hand in a blender?

A handshake

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

Just check for fresh prince

How do you find Will Smith in winter?

You follow the Fresh Prince

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do they call the doctor who released private health information after he got mad at his being given away?

A Hipaacrite