Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night?

Farm gold in China.

What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How are blizzards and men alike?

You don't know when they're coming, you don't know how many inches you'll get, and you don't know long they'll last

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find will smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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What is long, white, and very sticky?

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What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

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What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

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Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

Where are new Starcraft players born?

In the noobula

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What do you call someone who has ancestry back to China but is a 2nd generation US citizen and is a professional bodybuilder?

Ben Ching.

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

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What do you get when you cross a busy road with a broken leg and a blindfold?

Hit.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.