Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Dad dad look what marma-laid'!

What's the worst thing to hear during a prostate exam?

Look! No hands!

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Who's there! China! China who?

China late isn't it!

How long is a China-man?

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Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his driveway?

Because he was snowed in.

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Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)

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What was World of Warcraft called in the beta stage?

World of Wardraft.