Blizzard Jokes

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What is Blizzard going to call StarCraft 5?

SCV.

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It doesn't.

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

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