April Sale - 20% Off

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Previous Random Joke Next
Snowden Jokes More Snowden Jokes

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Russia Jokes More Russia Jokes

What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia?

Linen

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Blizzard Jokes More Blizzard Jokes

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!