What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

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Why couldn't the American fly home from Russia after the Olympics?

Because he was Snow'den.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

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What do you call a whistleblower stuck in a blizzard?

Snowd-en

How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince