What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia?

Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.

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Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

What's the coldest type of reptile?

Blizzards.