What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in