What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why did the US Informant get stuck in Russia?

He was snowed-in.

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.