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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldnt the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

He was snowed in

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In