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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

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What do chicken, beef and Russia have in common?

They are all against Turkey

What do you call a creamsicle in Russia?

A hammer and cream-sickle

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What do you call a Canadian in a blizzard?

Cold.

How do you find Will Smith in a blizzard?

Look for fresh prince