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Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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What would Bart Simpson's first Steam game be?

D'oh-ta 2

What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

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Why do procrastinators live the longest?

Because they die at the last second.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with a second place racehorse?

They both came in a little behind.