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Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2?

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What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.