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Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love?

A. Lesbi-hens

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.