Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest?

The twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

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How do you know when you are a drug addict?

When you realize that you have had 2 strepsils within one hour.

Why is Irish bean soup made with 239 beans?

Because if you add even one more it gets "2 farty".

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What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he was drunk Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first one Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure