What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What's your middle name?

Why are you single What's wrong with your big toe

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

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What's Gordon Ramsey's second favorite movie?

FROZE-- oh, nevermind.

What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.