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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere?

Plot twisting!

What do Atilla the Hun and John the Baptist have in common?

Their middle name.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why does Harrison Ford run from Wesley Snipes?

Because he's the Blade Runner.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.