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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What's it called when a huge hole opens up in the ground in the middle of Spring?

Sinkhole de Mayo

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a Pho restaurant run by 9 Japanese chefs?

Pho Kyuu EDIT: No one understands how to pronounce "Pho".;;

Why did the brothel run out of money?

Because all of the investors pulled out.