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What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

How can you ever be late for anything in London?

They have a huge clock right in the middle of the town.

What did the left leg say to the right leg?

That one in the middle thinks he's hard.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

What 3 books would you have on a desert island?

ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

Why don't soccer players get hot while running?

Because they hve so many fans