What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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How can you tell if you're in Detroit or across the river in Windsor Ontario Canada?

Stand in the middle of the street. If someone yells, "hey, get out of the street" you're in the US. If they yell, "get out of the street, eh" you're in Canada

Why do traffic lights turn red?

You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!

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What did the fly say to the second man on the moon?

Buzz.....

Who will take the second shot in this pool game?

Find out after the break.

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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

Why would Superman have won any race he ran against Roy Roger's dog?

Because he was faster than a speeding Bullet...