What takes longer to run, first to second, or second to third?

Second to third, because there's a short stop in the middle!

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What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

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Who will take the second shot in this snooker game?

Find out after the break.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.

What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called?

A theocracy.