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Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a fly with no wings?

A walk.

What does have eyes but can't see, has legs but can't walk, and has wings but can't fly?

A dead bird.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What is a guy with ED favorite saying?

I'm going to PUMP YOU UP!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why don't anti-vaxxers hang out in bars?

They're afraid of the shots.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.