The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
Dead walkers
Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.
You guys have no life!
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait the last time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait, the second time didn't feel right. OCD, OCD, OCD. Wait...
They both came in a little behind.
It was happy hour.
A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.
