The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."
Because he was walking around with a semillon (semi-on)
Because it's too far to walk.
Three way.
Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose:
Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
AU, get outta here!
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
