Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?

I'm not sure but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses!

Who i am?

Boy: No Girl: I'm The Principal's Daughet. Boy: Do You Know Who i am Boy: Good (Walks Away)

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

What do you call a guy in a lot of debt?

Owen.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They can't get up that high!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

Why did the black man walk into a bar?

Because the cell door was still locked.