Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

What do you call a bunch of rabbits walking backwards?

A receding hare line!

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What do you call it when you second guess your decision to book a stay at a Native American resort?

A reservation reservation reservation. Credit to Brian Regan, this is my favorite joke of his!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A weasel walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Wow, I've never served a weasel before. What can I get for you?"

Pop,goes the weasel.

A ham sandwhich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says...

I'm sorry, we don't serve food here