Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Why did the girl walk past her crush twice?

He didn't believe in love at first sight.

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What did one French Guy say to another French Guy?

Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!" ("Hello, I am called Guy as well!")

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ()

What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!