Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What do you call a sleep walking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why didn't the guy with ADHD take his medicine?

He forgot.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

What did one deer say to the other after leaving the bar?

I can't believe you just blew 50 bucks in there