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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when a skunk entered the courtroom?

Odor Odor in the court!!!

What did the bear say to the judge?

I bearly touched her.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What did the lawyer say after the short trial?

That was a brief case.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar?

She heard drinks were on the house.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

Why is some guy out there screaming insults at all the vehicles?

Sees sign PRE-OWNED CARS* "Oh."

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.