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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

Where did the judge go to buy a necklace for his wife?

The jury store

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?

You cry when you cut up an onion.

Why is a restless man in bed like a lawyer?

Because he lies on one side and then turns around and lies on the other one.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight.

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.