What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge?

A just duet.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?

Your honor.

What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common?

A 1 in 3,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ()

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.