What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What do lawyers use for birth control?

Personality.

What's black and brown and looks good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.

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What did the cat say when it was wrongfully accused of a crime and sent behind bars?

Let Meowt!!!!

Why are law students known for drinking?

They are getting ready for the Bar exam.

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What do you say to a redhead who has just been insulted?

Aw-burn!

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.