What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?

Odour in court!

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

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Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What happens when you insult Terrance on the Oregon Trail?

You died of dysentery. Sorry.