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What did the judge do to the lawyer who insulted him?

He got him diss barred.

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Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

When she got in front of the judge he asked, "first offender?

She replied, "No. First a Gibson, second a Fender."

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why did the horse run into the bar?

He didn't jump high enough.

Insult Jokes More Insult Jokes

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.

What do you call a dinosaur you just insulted?

T-REKT.