How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

We're both lawyers.

How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

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What is the slogan of the Mormon Church?

We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em