How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.