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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

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How many cuckolds does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Somebody else does the screwing for 'em.

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!