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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

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How many judges does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.