Them Jokes

Why don't Pokemon cards ever have any typos?

Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

How do you get Pikachu on the bus?

Poke 'em on!

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em

What did the computer do with his overgrown gardens...?

Mowed 'em.

How many debutants can you fit in ballroom at the Waldorf Astoria?

OC Like, a cotillion of 'em.

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What's a martini's favorite garnish?

Olive 'em!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes