Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?

Time to get a new watchdog.

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can people get engaged after dating less than a year?

You haven't seen their fall wardrobe yet and tbh it could be a deal breaker

What did the cannibal wipe with...... after he ate some people at the library?

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big?

Ostrich-sized.

What does a cat say when you tread on its tail?

ME-OW! I am very sorry. Just thought of it and felt like everyone should hear it. Maybe some jokes are better left untold...

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do we want now!?

When do we want 'em? Time machines!

How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.