Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the hen say to his bar pals?

Let's get some chicks!

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call people who use the pull out method as form of birth control?

Parents.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

Where does He-Man keep his towel?

BY THE SHOWER OF GREYSKULL!!! I wrote this joke today. Feel free to steal it.

Why did the paedophilic bestialist not answer his name?

Because he was feeling a little horse.

Them Jokes More Them Jokes

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

What does santa do with a lazy reindeer?

Sleighs 'em