What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.

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How do you get a person with podophobia to leave?

Just say "shoe".

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late?

Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late!

What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

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How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

Depends on how thick you slice 'em.

What do you tell a person with two swollen eyes?

Nothing, you already told 'em twice.