What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven?

The Y2K deadline!

What do you do if hou are cold?

If you ever get cold, stand in a corner for a bit. They are usually 90 degrees.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What is Jesus's go-to pickup line?

Would you like me to show you what it feels like to get nailed?

How did Jesus get his beach bod for the summer?

Cross fit

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get is you cross a ghost with a packet of potato chips?

Snacks that go crunch in the night.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why did the computer act crazy?

It had a screw loose.

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What is your sin, child?

My husband and I are arguing That's very common....about my boyfriend.

How did Jesus pay for our sins?

Pray-Pal