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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How do Iranians speak on the telephone?

Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person).

Why shouldn't you believe a person in bed?

Because he is lying.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What Does Reddit stand for?

Reddit: Re-Downvote Downvote it.

What's that thing called where every time you stand up you have to limp for the first minute?

Oh yeah...39

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How did Mary and Joseph know that Jesus weighed 4.2 kg?

Cause thay had a weigh in the mangor.

Why was Saint Peter so good at basketball?

He denied Jesus 3 times

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

How many men does it take to make popcorn?

Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.

What did the black kid get on his ACT?

BBQ sauce

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

How do triangles communicate?

Sin language

What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.