What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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What's the integral of 1/cabin with respect to cabin?

Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!

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Cashearing! (Joke I made up last night at work, so be gentle with me)

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus