What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Which phone??

Person 1: Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2: Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1: So what about summers then? Person 2: Same, it freezes often as well

What do you call a insomniac dyslexic agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog!

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What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

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I had a dream that I was a muffler last night.

I woke up exhausted!

What do you get...... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

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What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What is your sin, my child?

Me: Twitter. Padre: Wow, if I had a nickel for every time...