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What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple?

An idle worshiper.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

How did 1337 Jesus escape his tomb?

X-Post from ProgrammerHumor) He used an encrypted key.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What do golfers do on nights out?

Par**ty.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call it when one musician abuses another?

An act of violins.

What do people hate about CEOs of big internet companies?

They act too paowerful

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

What did the mathematician's apprentice say when he didn't get acknowledged?

Notice me sin()!!!

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus