What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

How much for the petting zoo?

Person: What *Drunk at Walmart by the dressing rooms*

Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match?

The person who shouted "Give me an L!"

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What does Diana stand for?

Dead In A Nasty Accident.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why Do Mathematicians Never Go To The Beach?

Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.