Why should you stand in a corner when you are cold?

Because corners are

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When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why are the corners the warmest part of every house?

Because they're 90 degrees!