What goes around the world yet stays in the corner?

Stamp

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World Jokes More World Jokes

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Whats red and sits in the corner?

A naughty strawberry

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?

He stays awake all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".