Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do bullets and I have in common?

We don't miss Harambe.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable.

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?

Sir Lunchalot.

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.