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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do you call a shirt missing its sleeves?

An ampu-tee.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist?

Moo Nay!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight