Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus?

She took the 33 bus twice instead.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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What makes cows and horses so valuable?

They have a lot of moo/neigh.

How do you get down off a horse?

You don't, you get down off a duck.

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What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don

What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.