Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

What do horses drink at the bar?

Chardon-neigh

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Why were the early days of history called the Dark Ages?

There were many knights.

What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge