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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

What if the missing plane is still up there?

What " Did you check the sky "No." See, this is why you'll never advance, Kevin.

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a pig?

Sarah Jessica Porker

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Your NEIGHHHbor Credit: 6y/o nephew

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Why does Bob Seger always laugh when he plays chess?

He thinks it's funny how the Knight moves.