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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?

A zebra!

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

What do you call a knight made out of clay?

Sir Amick

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don