Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

What drives you?

Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning M: missing the bus

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Knight Jokes More Knight Jokes

Where does a knight go to get his armor?

The hard-wear store

What do you call a knight with a morning star?

Don