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Why did the horse miss the joust?

He had the knight off!

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How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

What was the Olympic lifter missing from his bar?

Weight for it...

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Why are horses poor dancers?

They have two left feet.

Why are horses no fun?

Because they are neigh-sayers

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

Where do Knights get their armour?

The hardware store. One I came up with when I was about 10.