Because 9/11.
Miss.Steak
I guess I didn't plan it very well!
I missed you
Because he was Snowden.
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
Because they are missing two towers.
Weight for it...
He keeps missing his train
A Mushroom
Awoli.
Because he missed a split-end on a curl.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
They always miss the shot
A home-cooked shower.
A right a right a right!
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
Dodged-a-Rango
No-eye deer.
Because it went straight pasta.
Fore-play
Christian Bail
Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
A Gummy Bear!
In the foliage.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
A small medium at large.
It was missing a tire.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he hung around for too long.
The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock
Because they always miss the joke
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Urine trouble.
A tiger has the mane part missing!
Nobody's limbs.
Pine trees
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
He had the knight off!
Si, era Missed
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
We don't miss Harambe.
The specific ocean.
That's a missed-steak
He waits at the next station
They are missing two towers.
Because they're missing two towers
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
Because they'd miss each other.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
Miss most of the film!
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because they were missing a beet.
Alright.
Cynthia you been away I missed you!
I was missing the important Bits.
Octopus Prime.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
She took the 33 bus twice instead.
He missed the rains down in africa
He was missing his winter gear
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A 3 legged cow
The Storm Trooper would have missed Harambe
He waits for it at the next stop.
A hex-a-gone
Because they always miss their target!
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
They are both going to miss every body.
An ampu-tee.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
It is the language of Wales.
Because they know all the short cuts!
When your toothbrush stops working mid brushing
Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
There was a frog in her throat.
Falafel Raptors. (sorry)
Surely they should be called asteroids?:
A bullet.
All the Milky Ways. You get it.
I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service.
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.
If the planes came from the outside.
