Miss.Steak
I guess I didn't plan it very well!
I missed you
Because he was Snowden.
Because every time she reaches 69 she gets a frog in her throat.
They are missing 2 towers
Because they are missing two towers.
Weight for it...
He keeps missing his train
A Mushroom
Awoli.
Because he missed a split-end on a curl.
When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener
They always miss the shot
A home-cooked shower.
A right a right a right!
Because when she got to 69, there was a frog in her throat.
At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.
Dodged-a-Rango
No-eye deer.
Because it went straight pasta.
Christian Bail
Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho
I'm gonna miss you buddy, you were my best friend.
A P. Because it's like an ARR, but it's missing a leg.
He missed Debussy. I'll just leave.
There are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
A Gummy Bear!
In the foliage.
Because Paracetamol on fire.
A small medium at large.
It was missing a tire.
Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.
Because he hung around for too long.
Because they always miss the joke
Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.
When you swerve to miss a tree and then realise it was your air freshener..
Urine trouble.
A tiger has the mane part missing!
Nobody's limbs.
Pine trees
Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."
John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said
With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.
He had the knight off!
Si, era Missed
Help! My pocket's been picked!
Because he didn't fancy the stake.
The specific ocean.
That's a missed-steak
He waits at the next station
They are missing two towers.
Because they're missing two towers
It'a was'a pasta his bed time
Because they'd miss each other.
Lettuce pray they turnip.
Miss most of the film!
My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Because they were missing a beet.
Alright.
Cynthia you been away I missed you!
I was missing the important Bits.
Octopus Prime.
Just another reason to teach your cat to read.
She took the 33 bus twice instead.
He missed the rains down in africa
He was missing his winter gear
Because if they get lost it takes ages before anyone notices that they're missing.
A 3 legged cow
He waits for it at the next stop.
A hex-a-gone
Because they always miss their target!
Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.
68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...
WARNING POKEMON JOKE) Because swift never misses.
They are both going to miss every body.
An ampu-tee.
For the chance to gain some experience in the service.
1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.
Permutations.
Maths teachers, they make everybody count.
You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.
I swear to god people abuse acronyms so much.
You ask them to pronounce unionize.
Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"
There was a frog in her throat.
Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.
