How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many public school teachers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whatever it says in the book.

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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

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What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash?

A StayGosaurus

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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Why didn't the astronauts stay on the moon?

Because it was a full moon and there was no room.

What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

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What do moths study at school?

Mothmatics

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!