How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

How many bugs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, as long as they can find a way in.

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Zero. Somebody already did it.

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!