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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

And the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What do you do if can't change a lightbulb?

Ya know what Just screw it.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

What do you get a mathematician for his stag night?

A parallelogram.