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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What did the zero say to the eight?

Nice belt.

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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.