How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

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How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it.

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.

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How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times...