How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many menstruating women does it take to change a lightbulb?

That's not funny.

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What do pancakes and kids have in common?

The first one usually gets screwed up.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

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What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What sound does a dying Turkey make?

Coup coup coup

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What did the astrophysicist say to the quark?

You matter.

How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.