Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
WHAT
It's not a bulb it's a globe.
Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.
There was a huge turnip at the funeral.
An irrelephant.