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How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb?

There's change in a lightbulb

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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How many NBA refs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they only screw playoff games.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

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How does John Marston take a shower?

1st he gets nice and wet, then he dies of drowning

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

How many states of matter are there?

5: solids, liquids, gases, plasma, and black lives