How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

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How many 'suh goods' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None its already lit sam hahahah ssoooohh

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WANNA RIDE BIKES

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How do blonde braincells die?

Alone.

What did the Japanese chef say when his mother died?

Well, that's the edamame.

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How do you pronounce "nihilism?

It doesn't matter

How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb?

Why does it matter Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything.