Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Amen.
Ten: one to screw it in and nine to say, "Pssh, I can do that."
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Because people are dying to get in.
Because he had a dying light
Doesn't matter, so long as it's stiff.
It doesn't really matter, as long as it has good cocoa content.