How many cynics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.

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How many members of the NRA does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More guns.

How many Tenors does it take to screw in a Lightbulb?

Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.

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How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

We may never know the truth.

How many cops does it take the screw in a lightbulb?

The same number it takes to screw public confidence in law enforcement

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How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies.

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What's the matter with him?

Nothing. He's a positron.