How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people