How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One

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How many scientists it takes to change a lightbulb?

None *et al.*

How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first.

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.