Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...
Let's jack it.
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
There's really no sure way to know.
A-flat minor (or a broken piano)
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
Par**ty.
A Wurst-Kse Scenario
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.