How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.

Why was the girl with the Frozen balloon sad?

Because she...let it go!

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many gnats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.

How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many X does it take to change a light bulb?

N! One to change the light bulb, and n-1 to display stereotypical behavioral traits of X!

What did the other traffic light say to the other traffic light?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What Olympic event that involves throwing should be eliminated?

Discuss

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

What's the difference between Det. Rust Cohle and a psychopath?

Psychopaths are fun at parties.

Extrovert Jokes More Extrovert Jokes

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What's the difference between an introverted mathematician and an extroverted mathematician?

The extrovert looks at the other person's shoes.