Let's throw a party while we're at it.
Let's just be cousins.
Let me show you", says the manager, and 'e walks in.
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that
None, they'll just keep complimenting it and get mad when it doesn't want to screw.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.
Because he had no body to go with.
In the punch line
He looks at shoes when he's talking to you.
He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.