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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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Why are people in Silicon Valley better coders than others?

Because of their proximity to the

What did one royal family say to the other before getting into a fight?

Put up your Dukes! I'll just let myself out...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why do feminists always seem so unhappy?

Because happy people usually leave cults.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How's your head?

Don't reply with "No man has ever complained."

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the Mexican shopkeeper say to the thief?

That's Nachos.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What did Apply say to the iPhone 7?

Hit the road, Jack.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson with the Karate Kid?

Jacks on Jacks off