What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What do you call a man who cleans your house?

Dustin.

How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company?

He was shocked.

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Why do thieves have such a hard time understanding sarcasm?

They take things literally

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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Why does ACDC prefer Android to Apple?

She's Got The Jack

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.