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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What's the difference between a herpes and jacuzzi?

I let women know that i have a jacuzzi

Why shouldn't you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'd just "let it go". My 6 year old told me this. I will show myself out now...

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What do redditors and litterers have in common?

I'm just gonna leave this here.

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Men at Work

What do you call a man with a kilt over his head?

Scott!

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?

One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.

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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

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Why didn't Rose get an iPhone 7?

She never let go, Jack.

How did Jack get rich?

His bean-stock went up.