What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What did the Skunk say at Church?

Let us spray

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Why did the man invest in the kilovolt battery?

He thought it had a lot of potential.

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.