What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What does Delia Smith say when she wants to fight a road?

Let's be avenue.'

What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

Why would you be scared to get Ebola?

You haven't left your couch since 2011.

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Why couldn't the Coast Guard save the hippie?

Because he was wayyy far out man.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His sentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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Why should you never laugh at thieves in a car-accident?

It could be your car

Why did the man take a shower?

He was a thief

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.