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What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads?

She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the wife say as she left her Mexican husband?

I'm sorry but I love another Juan.

What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane?

A premature evacuation.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Why didn't the man report his stolen credit card?

The thief was spending less then his wife.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

Jack Jokes More Jack Jokes

What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

What's wrong with the sentence "Jack and Jill is playing in the field?

Women should be first.