What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

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What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here

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Where do most Mustangs get into car accidents at?

Leaving Mustang meets.

What did Drake say to 2Chainz as he was leaving da club?

Challah at ya boy!

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

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What do Apple and Rose have in common?

They both lost jack.

What did Samsung say to Apple?

You don't no jack!