Let's jack it.
Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast
Let's grow MOLD together!
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Because everyone was a goblin
How do you hold her close to where you are" Me: Aren't most angels men
He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.
Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!
Iron Pirate
Puts on another coat.
For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat
The stepmother, because sometimes you want to hit her, even though you shouldn't
A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)
