Coat Jokes

How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

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Why was the baby put in jail?

For resisting a rest. I'll take my coat

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

What does a painter do when he gets cold?

Puts on another coat.

What kind of coat does a vampire wear in the rain?

A wet one.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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A worm in a fur coat!

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Who steals from the poor and gives to the rich?

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Carloss

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And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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Because it was a chili dog!

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Justinice.

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SINGLE

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Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What does an elephant keep in his trunk?

6 foot of snot