What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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What do you call clothes for a car?

A tire.

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A Kia Soul.

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A coat of arms!

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

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Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

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Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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Are they afraid someone might accidentally clean them

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A skeleton key.

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A dookie

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.