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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What's Justin Bieber's favorite make of car?

Voltz-swaggin. I thought of this myself and I am so, so sorry.

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the difference between my guitar and my girlfriend?

My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

What does a cow use to solve math problems?

A *cow*culater. I made it up myself, so don't groan at the pun.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What should you do if your walls get cold?

Put on another coat.

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What did the knob say to the door?

I LOCK you a lot! yep, its corny, indeed, but... I'm tryin'! Skip

What do you if there is a black out?

Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!