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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What does the Queen put on her toast?

Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

What is it like to mod r/news?

This thread has been locked. You will unable to vote or comment.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

What can't I find on the internet?

My keys

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.