What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

Let's jack it.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

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How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

How do you fix a broken website?

With stick e-tape.

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

Why was the band late to their gig?

Because the drummer locked himself in the car with the keys.

Why did the chicken lock itself in the freezer?

To get to the other side.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?

Be too drunk to find your keys.

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.