What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

Moo-tilated.

What car is so cheap that anyone could purchase it?

A Ford.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do you call it when your Arab parents disaprove of your girlfriend?

Harambe

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Why are black crimes hard to solve?

Because they're all criminals and they look the same.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!

Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

How do you do it w/ 4 kids?

Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.