What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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They use a sea lion.

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Maamilade! Tada....... anyone? Anyone? I'll get my coat

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With asparagus...

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Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.