What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

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Where do cars get the most flat tires?

Where there is a fork in the road.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

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How do seals keep their coats so smooth?

They use a sea lion.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?

Time to get it fixed.

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Why was Mac OS X hired as the prison guard?

Because he kept locking up.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

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What type of key gets you into the bathroom the fastest?

A dookie

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!

Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.