What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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How do dogs do business?

Pro-bono

What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

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What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!