What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?

A jet setter!

How's your day Dog?

Rough...

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Why did the SSD burn a flag?

Because it was a Patriot Blaze

Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?

It burns too easily

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?

You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)