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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

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What do you call a dog with lice in China?

Full course dinner

What do you call a dog with iron balls?

Sparky.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

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Knock knock. Who's there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who?

Never mind. It's pointless.

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.