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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

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What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

What kind of limes open doors?

Key limes.

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What's yellow and writes?

A ball point banana!

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.