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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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Why did the dog cross the road?

Because it was the chickens day off.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What kind of house does Fonzie live in?

An "A" frame...

What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have?

A fastball - a sizzler.

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

What is something all Hispanic people write in college?

An ese.