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What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What type of dog suffers from being inbred?

A hotdog

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a notebook?

A notebook has papers.

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

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What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

What kind of pickles does Miley Cyrus like in her relish?

Twerkins

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes!

Why does Bill Nye get sleepy after writing calligraphy?

Because of the Nye Quill.