What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What dog wears a white coat and does science experiments?

Labs!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you call a belt made of paper?

A waist of paper.

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

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What kind of phone does The Flash use?

Not an iPhone because Apple doesn't support flash

What kind of bathroom does Napoleon use?

A Waterloo

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What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards?

Best vicious of the season

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written