What kind of papers do dogs write?

A ruff draft.

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What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper!

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

What kind of STD does a bird get?

Chirpies.

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What is the oldest joke in the book?

The first one written