The first one written
You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.
The human race.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
The Apostrosea.
The good ones are hard to put down
An author-dontist
