What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why is the fungus such a hypocrite?

Because it doesn't have mushroom to talk.

What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi.

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why should I date you?

Girl - Give me 1 good reason, why I should date you? Guy - I'll give you 69.

What brings you to speed dating?

Me: I just ran out of the fancy shampoo my previous GF bought for me.