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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?

GerMany

Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

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What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why are all the archaeologists single?

Because they cant find dates

Why did the raisin take the prune to the New Year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!