What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

What kind of room has no walls?

A mushroom!

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What did the girl sea say when the boy sea asked her for a date?

Shore.