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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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When I'm with a handsome man I get all nervous & involuntarily start speaking French ME leans across Oh really?

DATE: Yes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo