What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

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What is a vampire's favourite soup?

Scream of mushroom!

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.