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What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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Why did the mushroom have so many friends?

He was a fungi.

Why did everyone wanted to hang out with the mushroom?

Because he was a fungi

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What did the tomato say to the mushroom?

You're a fun guy

Why don't people hang out with the mushroom?

He isn't a fungi.

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How did the raisin have fun at the movies?

It took a date....

What did the Siamese twins from Iowa tell their date?

It's February 1st. You going to caucas or not