What did the mushroom say on his dating profile?

I'm a fungi!

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What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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Why couldn't Princess Leia get any dates?

She was looking for Alderaan men.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!