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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Why are you in such a bad mood?

5-year-old: I haven't had my coffee. Me: You've never had coffee. 5-year-old: Exactly.

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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What kind of ears do pumpers have?

A. Engineers.

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.