What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Because proper tea is theft.

How are you doing this morning?

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Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.