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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

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Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony?

The one who can bring his friends two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.

What do you call mixing hard liquor into coffee?

Getting ready for work

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

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What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.