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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What kind of haircut does the black judge have?

Jury Curls

What kind of award did the dentist receive?

A little plaque.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst! Another one from my 9 year old. I don't know where he gets it.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

Where u going?

M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

9 Year Old Son Jokes More 9 Year Old Son Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.