What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Well, turns out one is not enough, but if you pair it, two can.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

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I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

Why did your car just spin around in circles?

Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.