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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What do Philadelphia Eagles fans do after they win the superbowl?

Turn of madden and go to bed. (I'm an eagles fan)

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bus can cross the ocean?

A Columbus.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What would you call it if pigs were flying yesterday?

Swine flu

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

When I fix someone's computer and they say "Wow how'd you do that?

I tell them I'm a wizard then throw glitter in their face.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.

9 Year Old Jokes More 9 Year Old Jokes

What is a rocket's favorite meal?

Launch! Another one from my 9 year old.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How can you make seven even?

Take away the letter S.

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do u tell the population of a small native village?

Throw a bunch of pocket change in the middle of town. How do u tell who is the richest person in that village? Find the person who gathered the most change.

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

9 Year Old Son Jokes More 9 Year Old Son Jokes

What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.