What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

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Whats th first joke you remember hearing or that you told as a kid?

Mine is: What is the white stuff in bird poop? (That is also bird poop.) edit: til you can't edit the topic to fix spelling errors...

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer.

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What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

What is the Sun's favorite candy?

Starburst!

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

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What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.