What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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What are we going to do?

The other replied "Quick turn the car into a side street."

Where do you think you're going at this hour?

Gun hangs head & turns around

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What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

What kind of pants do Bostonians wear?

Car Keys

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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How do you fix a broken chimp?

With a monkeywrench.

How many programmers do you need to fix a light bulb?

None, it is a hardware issue!

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What's the difference between a camera and a foot?

A camera has photos and a foot has five toes. (Told to me by a 9 year old child I work with)

What's better than a hot 29 year old?

20 hot 9 year olds.

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What does December have that other months dont have?

The letter D.

Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

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What did u do last night?

Me: I drowned my swallows in whiskey Don't u mean sorrows Me covering tub of dead birds: is that the saying

Why are u home so early?

Hubby: "My boss said go to hell!"

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.