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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

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What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

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How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

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How do you fix a car in India?

Get Atul to do it.

How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

No one knows. It's never happened.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

Where do pots go on vacation?

JaPAN! From my 9 year old.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West?

By Bony Express.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

U. Jokes More U. Jokes

How do U know it's the wrong hole?

No one has done this before, it's just us two you know

What noise does a Nintendo ambulance make?

Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u-Wii-u

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.