What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.

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Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice"!

Why did the light turn red?

You would too if you were caught changing in the middle of the street!

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What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

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What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

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What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What kind of turns do letters take?

U-turns! *From my 9 year old son yesterday. Fixed typo.