How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

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Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter