What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

What do cats read in the morning?

Mewspapers!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call the hair of a centaur?

Humane.

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter