What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do comic book collectors use in their hair?

Mint conditioner.

How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How do hair stylists get in shape?

Curling Iron.

Why is the oval office oval shaped?

Because the government cuts corners.

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

Why is it considered socially wrong to make fun of a crying 10-year old boy in Africa?

Because it's normal to undergo a midlife crisis.