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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening?

A disobedient slave.

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why didn't the Aztec get their hair cut?

They didn't like the barbershop Cortez.

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What do you call a shape that's always worried?

A paranoid. (Wooo maths jokes)

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

What is a bear after it is 10 years old?

11 years old.