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What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why does Bane and a monk get along well in the morning?

Because the friar rises!

What did the cow say to the paintbrush?

Moo. As told by my kid this morning.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What does a walrus and Tupperware have in common?

They both like a tight seal *What looks like a lemon and shaped like a rock?.. A lemon shaped rock *What is brown and sticky?..A brown stick

What do you call a phallic shaped potato?

A dictator.

10 Year Old Jokes More 10 Year Old Jokes

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.