When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?

Walks home.

What shape is your hair in the morning?

A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter