When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why is it fun to play with matches?

They're lit.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the rising sun say to the morning dew?

You will be mist.

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.