When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Which do you light first?

The match

What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

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Where Did it go?

Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..