When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

Who turns the lights off at Halloween?

The light's witch!

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What has everyone been using to get ice of their cars in the morning?

I've been using a discount card, but I can only ever get 20% off