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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between hard and light?

I can sleep with a light on.

How many fams does it take to get the sky lit?

Just one sun

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

What does Tim Cook have for breakfast in the morning?

Not Apple Jacks