When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!

What's a pigs favorite morning tv show?

Morning Ham