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When last did you get lit?

Me: This morning. It was really sunny so I was well illuminated.

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Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What kind of light makes the best US president?

A blinkin' light

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!