Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

Why you should wash your car?

WASH YOUR CAR BECAUSE IT IS DIRTIER THAN MILEY CYRUS!

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

What happens when the lights go out in a Chinese restaurant?

It'll Dimsum.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow?

Give her a shovel!

What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do toilets yell when they ride roller coasters?

Weeeeeeeee!!!

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.