Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

What did the priest have to say?

He said you have to stop rapping over the choir.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

Why didn't you stop at that red light?

Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a sweet little old lady to say F***?

Get another one to yell BINGO

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!