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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What are you waiting for?

A car.

What do you get when you leave a dog inside a car when it's 100 degrees outside?

A hot dog.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's grey and lights up?

An electric elephant!

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How do you turn two colors that work into a rainbow that doesn't?

Colorizebot

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did Fonzie stop sleeping around?

He got AIIIIIDS.

What can you say in your defense?

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"

What do wolves say when you yell barba streisand in the forest?

UuuuuUuuuUUUUuuuuuuuUuUUUuuuuuuuuuU