Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car?

Because it was Elise

What do you call a car full of nuns?

Virgin Mobile

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What did the power ranger-turned-addict say?

It's morphine time!

What does a Dallas Cowboys fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl?

He turns off the PlayStation.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***?

Have another 80 year old woman yell "bingo!"

Why was Han yelling at Chewbacca on their first day on the Millennium Falcon?

Because Chewie was making too many wookie mistakes!