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Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

Slowing down his car....... shoutout to for this one.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the Primary Directive in a nunnery (convent)?

Lights out at nine, candles out at ten...

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

What do you get when you turn 4 blondes upside down?

4 brunettes

Why did Tony cross the road?

To get to the other side. He then turned around, stuck up his middle finger and said, "Hah, you were all expecting a joke, and all you got was an Anthony joke!"

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did the daddy salt say to his son?

Stop cracking your NaCles.

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why are the old trees always yelling?

They were all petrified.

What's the difference between Wright and Rong?

Wright yells, "Objection!' Rong is your typical Chinese man.