Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?

Shine a flashlight in their ear.

How many guys in the friend zone does it take to light a light bulb?

None, they just stand around complimenting it, and get mad when it won't screw.

Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby?

They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.

When is a school paper not a school paper?

When it's turned into the teacher.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What can we do to stop polluting our waters?

Pupil: Stop taking baths

How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

How do you get a little old lady to yell the F word?

Get another little old lady to yell "Bingo!"