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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

How did the sheep get a Nobel Prize?

It was out standing in its field!

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why does the corn hate the farmer?

Because he picks his ears!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What is a hemophiliac's least favorite song?

Don't stop ble-eding (The pause is necessary)

What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

Mana-pause

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.