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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why do good farmers only excel when they are actually farming?

Because they are out standing in their field.

Why did the scare crow win the award?

He was out standing in his field. This has Always been my favourite pun.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

How did the farmer find his daughter?

He Tractor.

What do you call a farmer who's excellent at what he does?

Outstanding in his field

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

How do you stop an Internet troll?

Seize their memes of production.

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?