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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why was the professional so impressed with the farmer?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Why did the scarecrow receive a Nobel Prize?

He was outstanding in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?

A dressmaker sews what she gathers a farmer gathers what he sows.

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop the government from making a pipeline across your land?

You Sioux them.

How do you stop all the protests and riots?

Play the national anthem. They'll all sit down

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.