What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Why are farmers the best at what they do?

They are out standing in their field.

When you are driving though the field in Texas, you see a lot of cattle. They are very special. Wanna know why?

They are out standing in the field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why do farmers put bells on cows?

Their horns don't work.

What kind of jokes do farmers tell?

CORNY JOKES!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle?

Nail it's other hand to the floor.

Why did the tricycle stop working?

Because it was two tired...

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What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

Why did the man who stole my crops take aspirin?

Because he had my grains