What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

How did the scarecrow win a noble prize?

He was *out standing* in his field.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What did the farmer say about his missing vegetables?

Lettuce pray they turnip.

What did the farmer say to Lil Jon?

Turnip for what

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why did the bus stop?

Because it saw the zebra crossing.

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?