What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

How do you catch a rabbit?

You hide in a field and make carrot noises.

Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team?

Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

Why was the farmer hopping mad?

Because someone had trodden on his corn!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

When does a joke stop being funny?

When you repost it.

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he stops laughing?

He writes scary stories.

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?