What did the field say to the farmer with no crops?

Stop fallowing me!

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Field Jokes More Field Jokes

What do you call a really extraordinary farmer?

A man outstanding in his field.

What happened to the magical tractor?

It turned into a field

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure!

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all your booze?

You invite two of them.

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Crop Jokes More Crop Jokes

What unit of measurement did the ancient greeks use to measure their crops?

Demeter.

What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?