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What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What do cows do after they get married?

They go on their honeymoooooon!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?

In his beef case!

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder