What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who works for a gardener?

A lawn moo-er.

What happens when a cow jumps over barbed wire?

Udder destruction!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)