What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow who just gave birth?

Decalfeinated

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What does a bull do on a bitter cold winter day?

He goes into the barn and slips inside a warm Jersey

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.