What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What do bulls do for fun?

Play with others.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)