What do you call a cow with one udder?

A bull.

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What do you call a cow who is also a knight?

Sir Loin.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

What's the difference between cows and bulls?

It takes longer to milk the bull.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.