Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

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What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

What do you get when you push a cow out of a plane?

Ground beef

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

What did the milk say to the cheese?

Hey, you're old!

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!