Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guard with a hundred legs?

A sentrypede.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between a cow and The Bible?

You can't milk a cow for 2,000 years.

Who do women produce milk for?

The baby and the dad.

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!