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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Where do cows go when they die?

Burgertory

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

How many ears do Star Trek fans have?

3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.