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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs?

To give the ants a chance.

Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Where you left it

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

What do you call a cow that doesn't produce milk?

A milk dud.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What happens when the cows refuse to be milked?

Udder chaos!

What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff?

Legendary

Milk Stool Jokes More Milk Stool Jokes

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

Udder Jokes More Udder Jokes

Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

How can you tell a cow isn't listening to you?

Everything you say goes in one ear and out the udder!