Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

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Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

What did the farmer say when he tried to milk the cow, but nothing came out?

Time to try the udder one.

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What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

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Why do cows huddle together when it rains?

To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other

What is the golden rule for cows?

Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you!