Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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What type of cow produces both milk and potatos?

Your Mother.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-Nile

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Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

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What did one strawberry say to the other?

If you weren't so fresh last night we wouldn't be in this jam.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.