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Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers...

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why was the strawberry crying?

Because it's mom was in a real jam.

What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

What does Justin Bieber and jam have in common?

They're both in bread

What's the difference between jelly and jam?

Nobody would name their band Pearl Jelly.