Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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Why was the baby strawberry crying?

Because his mother was in a jam.

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Why does Neville Longbottom like herbology so much?

Because his parents are vegetables.

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Why did the little kid dance on the jar of jam?

Because the top said "Twist to open."

What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry?

If you hadn't been so fresh, we wouldn't be in this jam!

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Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

Why was the young strawberry upset?

Cause his mom was in a jam.