What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What's the difference between a pun and a copy of Cliff's Notes?

A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

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Whats happening?

FB=Whats on your mind FourSquare= Where am I Quora=what Youtube=What Im watching. LinkedIn=Whats in it for me

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

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What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage?

A degree in law.

What do you call a midget psychic that's on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.