What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

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What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

Why did the architect have his house made backwards?

So he could watch the football

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What's the world's longest Ted Talk?

How I Met Your Mother

Why does a mother carry her baby?

The baby can't carry the mother.

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What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

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Why did Bono fall off the stage?

Because he was too close to The Edge.

Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?

It takes the edge off it

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.