What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a telemarketer and a man with a multiphobic personality?

One gets lots of annoyed hangups, the other has a lot of annoying hangups.

What's the difference between PHP and PCP?

One makes you: The other is a synthetic drug.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a mercedes?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

How many Mexicans does it take to pave a driveway?

Six, if you slice them thin enough.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

Because it was being driven by a woman

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.