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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

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Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

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When it's been sliced.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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Because it was being driven by a woman

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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.