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What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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What's the difference between a yellow cab and a green cab in NYC?

The green cabs haven't ripened yet.

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Owens can finish a race.

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A mirage!

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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?

When it's been sliced.

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Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

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What does BMW stand for?

Black man working

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.